Theres glue in your ugly backward air scoop

I bet you're the kind of person who paints their brake drums...

 

 

I rate this 2/3 backward glue covered fake air scoops.

omg there's a giant rip in the side of that car

...wait.

3 out of 10 bullet holes.

XTC... pop some and get in.

It's hard not to pick on "vanners". But when you start to decorate your "XTC" rape-shack-on-wheels with plastic owls, it's fair game. I'm not sure why they put it on the front, not the top if they were trying to use it to keep birds from shitting on it. Maybe they're collecting the bird shit and selling it as "bargain guano".

derty rice missile

 

The Never Ending Dert

    
       "He washes it with his own tears of loneliness."  "There’s a small hole in the wood paneling that he calls the Neverending Glory" "Say what you will, you know all you fuckers cried when that horse died."  "This is exactly why custom van owners get a bad rep. This and the poor taste and tickle games."  The van's owner's wife commented back:  "I think all of you are really too immauture for your ages!! And really you obviously have TOO much time on your hands! And no I did not research my husbands van, looking for comments like this, a fellow vanner told us about your dumbass waste of time website and therefore I decided to make my own remarks!! And as for my screenname, don’t even start with me on that, JACKASS’S! It just goes to show that you are all classified in that low life category,in life!! So sad and pathetic!!" 

 There's more amazing quotes here:  http://fd-dev.uproxx.com/2009/02/neverending-story-van#more-10119

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use the ford luke

    Do you know what I love more than getting punched in the nuts?        ...THIS VAN!!! Can you imagine the raping you could receive behind those masterfully painted, windowless doors?  I rate it 1 out of 15 Star Wars characters depicted here that actually resembles themselves in the movies. ...The Deathstar

Photos by: joshuah bearman  Found at:  http://laweekly.blogs.com/joshuah_bearman/2009/11/fan-with-a-van-an-airbrush-tragedymasterpiece.html

is for wind resistors'

     What a great example of a 1982 Chevy Camaro. They must be trying to go "green" and cut down the drag coefficient of their hood. Either that or they recently hit another fat person (all 80's camaro owners are required to be over 250lbs) on their way back from Burger King. I'll rate this 1 out of 2 window height selecting doorstops.


      I can't tell the difference, can you?

   

White Nike's Brown Celica

     So disgusting & so "radical", all wrapped up in a leather jacket, faded jeans, white nike's... and a mullet. The car is pure, classic, usdm-japa-dert (1979 Toyota Celica). From the "classy" brown interior to the "stylish" paint splashes down the side, this car touches me in all the wrong Derty places. I rate it: brown out of brown.

Photo by: moongdss Found at: http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=2416&page=10

Super Fly Dert

 

    This is my first "Derty-Wood Movie Star Car Salute". This custom 1971 Cadillac Eldorado Starred in the famous blaxploitation  film Super Fly directed by Gordon Parks, Jr. . Son of Director Gordon Parks who directed Shaft . The awesome soundtrack was composed by: Curtis Mayfield. I love old Cadillacs, there's just something so perfectly Derty about them that screams "O.G. Ghetto Pimp". It was noted that this car sparked the interests of many 70's pimps & drug dealers to customize their own cars into what we know today as a Pimpmobile . So I rate this car 10 out of 10 keys of coke.

    One of my favorite quotes from the movie: "You gonna give all this up? 8 track stereo, color T.V. in every room, and can snort a half a piece of dope a day... That's the american dream $*&@%# "
  
     Another famous musician: Isaac Hayes actually owned a 72 Cadillac Eldorado that was heavily customized and trimmed in real 14k gold, until the I.R.S. repossessed it during rough times. Link: http://www.car-nection.com/yann/dbas_txt/Starcar1.htm

  

Some more links...
Director Gordon parks jr's tribute myspace page:   http://www.myspace.com/gordonparksjrtribute

Superfly wiki:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Fly_%28film%29

Gordon Parks jr wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Parks,_Jr.

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It'll blend right in...

I love duct tape. Its great for taping up the crotch of your pants, or your kidnap victims wrists, ankles, & mouth. I also like the hood-vents on this abomination, they're great for venting the smoke from the burning 100% duct tape exhaust manifold. The fitment is amazing too, you could almost fit "integra girl" in those fender gaps. So I rate this 1 out of 1 "integra girls". ...she's so ugly.

Integra girl for those who don't know her

Photo by: yahh   http://www.club3g.com/forum/lounge/136858-rice-car-pics.html

Suba-Camino

  

      Subaru struck derty gold in 1978 with this awesome creation: The Subaru "Brat" (Bi-drive Recreational All-terrain Transporter). Nothing says "Don't Fuckin Tailgate Me" like rear facing seats with your drunk friends vomiting over the side and whipping the contents of your trunk-thing at other cars. I rate this 1 out of 1 vomit splatters. ...on the side of your car, from pulling up next to this with drunk idiots in the back of it.

The brat as a drift car: photos from:

http://maydaygarage.com/2010/04/07/chaos-has-a-name-import-reactor-drift-2010-coverage/

 

A Brat was also used on the T.V. show " My name is Earl" and is for sale here:

http://www.carsforsale.com/used_cars_for_sale/1985_Subaru_Brat+from+My+Name+is+Earl_116763013