XTC... pop some and get in.

It's hard not to pick on "vanners". But when you start to decorate your "XTC" rape-shack-on-wheels with plastic owls, it's fair game. I'm not sure why they put it on the front, not the top if they were trying to use it to keep birds from shitting on it. Maybe they're collecting the bird shit and selling it as "bargain guano".

derty rice missile

 

The Never Ending Dert

    
       "He washes it with his own tears of loneliness."  "There’s a small hole in the wood paneling that he calls the Neverending Glory" "Say what you will, you know all you fuckers cried when that horse died."  "This is exactly why custom van owners get a bad rep. This and the poor taste and tickle games."  The van's owner's wife commented back:  "I think all of you are really too immauture for your ages!! And really you obviously have TOO much time on your hands! And no I did not research my husbands van, looking for comments like this, a fellow vanner told us about your dumbass waste of time website and therefore I decided to make my own remarks!! And as for my screenname, don’t even start with me on that, JACKASS’S! It just goes to show that you are all classified in that low life category,in life!! So sad and pathetic!!" 

 There's more amazing quotes here:  http://fd-dev.uproxx.com/2009/02/neverending-story-van#more-10119

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use the ford luke

    Do you know what I love more than getting punched in the nuts?        ...THIS VAN!!! Can you imagine the raping you could receive behind those masterfully painted, windowless doors?  I rate it 1 out of 15 Star Wars characters depicted here that actually resembles themselves in the movies. ...The Deathstar

Photos by: joshuah bearman  Found at:  http://laweekly.blogs.com/joshuah_bearman/2009/11/fan-with-a-van-an-airbrush-tragedymasterpiece.html

is for wind resistors'

     What a great example of a 1982 Chevy Camaro. They must be trying to go "green" and cut down the drag coefficient of their hood. Either that or they recently hit another fat person (all 80's camaro owners are required to be over 250lbs) on their way back from Burger King. I'll rate this 1 out of 2 window height selecting doorstops.


      I can't tell the difference, can you?

   

White Nike's Brown Celica

     So disgusting & so "radical", all wrapped up in a leather jacket, faded jeans, white nike's... and a mullet. The car is pure, classic, usdm-japa-dert (1979 Toyota Celica). From the "classy" brown interior to the "stylish" paint splashes down the side, this car touches me in all the wrong Derty places. I rate it: brown out of brown.

Photo by: moongdss Found at: http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=2416&page=10