The Jizz Rebel

Toyota Shamry

I rate this one 4/4 big ugly wheels

Real men use feather dusters as antennas

Scantily-clad Scamp

This old Scamp inspired me to dig up this old Dert blog.

 I rate this 10/10 genital crabs... That you will definitely catch just from getting in.

Theres glue in your ugly backward air scoop

I bet you're the kind of person who paints their brake drums...

 

 

I rate this 2/3 backward glue covered fake air scoops.

omg there's a giant rip in the side of that car

...wait.

3 out of 10 bullet holes.

XTC... pop some and get in.

It's hard not to pick on "vanners". But when you start to decorate your "XTC" rape-shack-on-wheels with plastic owls, it's fair game. I'm not sure why they put it on the front, not the top if they were trying to use it to keep birds from shitting on it. Maybe they're collecting the bird shit and selling it as "bargain guano".